When you sink into your new memory foam mattress
When you Got Aces
Walking viagra
Grandma Anal
I'm just watching some cat videos, grandma...
When you and your penis have a mutual orgasm.
Got a new toy and just had to take it all
Got a new Fleshlight Flight!
When You State Your Love
Your Sunday just got a little better
Just got a new one. Like it? 😉
She just got a new haircut
Grandma sucks and fiucks
Your new boss owns you
when your buddy tells you "Rick and Morty" is just okay
Got a new top
boy's Got Hip The Moves Down
When you see your mother and your girlfriend together
I got a new toy!
When you got a free hand...
