As Pretty As A Picture
Hard as a rock
thick as a wrist
Thick as a brick
Hard as a rock
Rolyat as a PlayStation
Thick as a...
Cute as can be
Cute as fuck
Soft as a cloud.
As Cute as They Come
As hard as a rock
Cute as a junk button
Cute as fuck
As horny as ever
Cute As Hell
Boy cute as hell
Drop of a hat she's as willing as playful as a pussy cat ;)
Limp as a ragdoll
I'm as pale as a ghost 👻
