Why girls spend so long in the shower
Had to take it off before I stepped in the shower
This is why I try to avoid wearing sweatpants in public
Why I Take the Purple Pill
I know this is why you tease me in the office all day
This is how we take it in the ass in Mexico
This is why I don’t like underwear 😫
fuck a duck 🤣🤣🤣
Why this is the only language this cunt understand?
This is why I bring my daughter to the movie theatre
This is why I get a lot of stares when I jog on the treadmill 🤣xx 55yo 🇦🇺
This is why I love chocolate😍
orever an asshole
Why I cant ever take long naps...
This is how I shower, wanna join?
This is why I love having a foreskin!
Summer is over but popsicles are orever
"Why do u take so long in the bathroom?"
This is why I like knees!