Tomorrow is my birthday, but tonight you get your present ;)
Your girlfriend helps you out
Work is easier when your cock is out
When you find the perfect gif for your specific fetish
When you cant find the stop button
If you find my name, you will cum every single day...
Your sister is going to be pissed if she finds out you were lying!
You know what comes out when the suns out ;)
When your foreskin nearly stops you from whipping your dick out.
When you find eager Kate Beckinsale waiting for you
When you miss 'back day' at the gym
You wish you were there, don’t you? ;)
When you find out she went over the mobile data plan 😠😠
When the fucking is so good you have to take the cock out of your mouth
when u find out the babysitter is a tgirl
When you die and find out you're going to heaven (=
You wish you were her
Turns out you were wrong ¯\__/¯
When you want to find out if she's Latina or not.
lol you thought she was faithful? This was her with your best friend when you were out of town...
