When your dildo is the literal 🍆 emoji 🙊
"For your eyes only"
The ocean isn't the only thing that is salty
The only thing better than creampies is a public creampie
Round thing in your face
Is your dick bigger than Karla's?
19 the only thing better than being spanked is having my hair pulled
There is only one thing better than a plug ;P
When your date steals your shit
When your crush is watching
When the cock is making your jaw sore
Your girlfriend knows your housemate is 3x bigger than you
Your aim is probably better than mine...
When your wife is the cuckold.
When your hair matches your bikini
When your BF is part horse
When your gf is taller than you
Your cousin is your fleshlight!
Only Thing Sweeter Than My Niece's Heart... Is Her Ass
Is kissing your twin a bad thing?
