When your date flakes you just have to do it yourself
when you run out of places to have fun
When you want to pay, but in your pocket you only have a Kleenex
when you want to taste your facial.
When you need that selfie to send to your boyfriend
When you don't have time to go to the gym..
When you bring your gf to Puerto Rico
When your sister really want to spoil you
When you have to be sneaky
You don't have to play by yourself when you have mommy!
you can never have too much lube
When your wife's friend gets you so worked up you have to sneak off to stay out of trouble ๐
When your friends are over but you have nudes to send
Your Gift, Do What You Have To Do
You need to have your ass stretched
When you have a beard, it's important to moisturize
Wrist thick
when you wake up this wet, a girl has to have some un ;)
When you need to masturbate, but you don't want to wake her up
When shes invites you in, you have to deliver
