Thick as a brick
This load is as thick as glue
Thick as fuck
I am a whore and should be used as such
As soon as I wake up
Thick as hell
As soon as I saw I couldn’t resist, just blown a thick one
Thick as my wrist.
Happy Friday! I hope you're having as much fun today as I am!
Dick thick as a coke can
Thick as molasses
I hope y’all are as excited for Friday as I am! 😻
Thick as hell
As Pretty As A Picture
She is THICK as FUUUUUuuuuccckk
Anybody else as obsessed with bodysuits as I am?
As big as I get
Are you as much of a fan of sweatpants as I am?
Do I count as a thick Asian?
Hung like a tree trunk