The day Mom met my bully was the day I realised she was a size queen
My wife and I
My ex said I was small.. thoughts?
He said I do it better than my mom
When I can't get my hands on the real thing.....
Mom and my girlfriend rewarded my bully on the soccer pitch after he won the match
My mom loves a guy with foreskin that is why she had me circumcised. I guess I shouldn't have told my bully that
Lena gets the last laugh
My douchebag bully fucked my Mom whilst I was watching the Super Bowl
I was told I should post my wife
Wish I had a real one
Playing with my toy, wishing I had a real one
I wish it was the real thing
Have I grown since the last time I posted?
The last drops of the squirtest I just had
I said alright last slap
Wishing I had the real thing.
I bumped into him, and dropped my ice cream, but he said he had something else I could lick on
Enjoying myself... Wish I had something real to sit on!
Had my first successful ticketed kitty show on snapchat last night n.n I was nervous, not gonna lie 🙈
