
i was drunk, i was horny, so i HAD to ruin it!
I was bored
i wish i was a pool
I Was Thirsty
I was surprised
I was trying to edge but I blew it
I let go, but it was too late
I was told to share this
GW was right, I was able to fit it all in!
We all knew I was more than a handful.
I Got Drunk And Thought This Was Hilarious
I was born for sex, I was born to fuck and to be fucked 😋
I was ready to burst
I went to London and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
"And I was like like"
The tease was real but so was the load I blew.
Definitely bigger than I was expecting
I needed a dick, but that was all there was...
I was told to go fuck Myself
I was asked to post this ;)