When you let the wife drive.
When You Find a Pole at the Beach
You and your bud’s mom in the bedroom during the Halloween party.
Ill forget you in a week
When the whore cheats on you
When you forget to lock the screen while you cum.
When the pussy fucks you
– Babe, did you turn the oven off? – Me? No.
Oh Fuck, the Pizza
You left the party a little early. She wanted to stay.
To the left
When you get horny in the shower
When you realize you left your earbuds at work.
Orgy in the Showers
The most important ingredient in a pizza is the sauce!
When You Hit The G Spot
When you are hungry in the middle of the night
When you find out you got the job
Fresh buns out the oven!
He'll never forget you