When you don't want to get your clothes covered in chemicals.
You only stop when I tell you
When you REALLY want to cum.
When you have to listen to your client
You want to?
You don't have to play by yourself when you have mommy!
Do you have a bottle of hand sanitiser in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
Have the kleenex ready
When you’re so horny you have to spread your legs
When you dont have a third.
You Can Fit Her In Your Pocket
When you are too broke to pay for a taxi
Mid-morning boners: a blessing/curse. When you want to get stuff done, but you also have to whip out your dick.
When there’s a global pandemic you have to improvise...
When you have the house to yourself
When you want to show your bro how to play bass
When you try but...
When all you want is some dick in your life
You Have to Pay the Toll to Sneak In
When you choke but you love cock...