As real as it gets...
As shiny as the floor!
As cheeky as it gets
Hard as a rock
As simple as that
As tight as they come
Bella as Slutty as Ever
Life as a Vampire
Clean as a whistle
As simple as that
As Pretty As A Picture
Cute As A Button And As Natural As A Tea Leaf
As big as Holmes?
As Good as it Gets
As a Fleshlight
Stiff as a board
As Big As It Gets
As soon as she posted
Thick as a can
As sweet as pie
