Sometimes you have to be goofy
When you work from home and don’t wear a bra
When you think you already have seen it all.
When you want to pay, but in your pocket you only have a Kleenex
You Already Know
When You Walk Into A Room and Find Your Wife Sucking Another Man...
When it's laundry day and you don't have any other clothes.
When you haven't seen your boyfriend for a few days, you get a cum bath
When you are Trailer Trash and so is your Brother
When you realize you need a bit more fiber in your diet... and maybe a plunger
When you are tied, and your man is going down on you, but....
You don't usually go to parties, but you were invited. A few drinks in, this is you.
When you cut your shirt too short and it's a struggle to do a titty drop
When you come home drunk and smelly and your boyfriend starts accusing you of cheating...
When he is occupied on his phone you have to be creative
When you cause the problem you have to fix it
When you remember you want to wash the shirt you're wearing.
Have i found the perfect shirt to tease you in? :)
You already know
"Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life."